Thailand

This place is amazing. Every morning I wake up and have an hour long thai massage for about 3 dollars. The city is beautiful whether it be the temples of the women. Speaking of, I kind of have a girlfriend...and...no I not paying for her. I met her legit. She travels to America often to work at YMCA camps in New York, Florida, and Chicago. Her name is Ann and shes 25. Did I mention she is beautiful? We have hung out the past few nights and had an awesome time. The funny thing is...she wont even let me buy her a drink because she doesnt want to give me the wrong impression that she wants my monye. I think I am in love...lol So I am either going to just stay here and fuck america or move here in a few years. No meal costs more than 2 dollars and I can rent an apartment like Ann's, which is very nice for about 125 dollars a month. ;-) This city is very overwhelming at fist but once you learn the public transit it is actually quite manageable. The weather is beautiful, although a bit humid. Anyone reading this needs to follow my advice and vacation here, oh and tell me if you are, because I am coming with you. I love Thailand and my new girlfriend haha. And no...she is not retarded either. She was educated at the university here with a degree in English and is working on her masters. How the fuck can I get away with getting a 25 year old, SEXY, girlfriend??? I guess only in Bangkok. To all my friends I miss you and am looking forward to seeing you, although I wish you all were here. The beer is cheap and muy bueno. I am off to buy some nice clothes for the New Years party tonight and a cell phone so I can talk to Ann...haha jk even though she wants me to. She also invited me to some islands with her in the gulf, free of charge. What the fuck is going on?!?!? I love it here. Uggghh well I guess i'll go take a swim and work on my sexy tan. Happy New Years!!
Cheers

jOsh

PS I hope you all are happy I finally wrote in my Live Journal ;-)